Do you want a piece of the Terminator?

image from my.spill.com

According to this report at Slashfilm, YOU can get a piece of the Terminator franchise…for the right price that is. Halcyon, the company who owned the rights to the film franchise went belly up a few months ago, and they expect the franchise to be worth somewhere around $60 million. So if you’ve got that kind of dough in between your couch cushions (maybe that baby seal skin couch you have in the viewing room of the West garden), YOU could be the one financing the sequel to 2009’s Terminator Salvation, a.k.a. “Sam Worthington’s botched accent vs. Christian Bale’s Batman voice 2”

That’s just Riggs being Riggs

photo from dlisted.com

Here’s a photo of Mel Gibson in his new movie The Beaver (would I lie to you?), doing something with a puppet. There’s a bunch of pics of Mel up on dlisted, and Slashfilm also has a report on it. Apparently, the storyline goes something like “Mel’s a CEO of some toy company that’s going in the shitter so he decides to don a beaver puppet and do all of his communication via said puppet. Hilarity then ensues.” Jodie Foster is directing.

But like I was saying…WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON? I swear to God I can write a screenplay, Mr. Hollywood Executive, I swear to it! Just give me a chance! I swear I can come up with something better than a beaver puppet making a cutthroat executive look inwardly at himself and become a better man after a series of hilarious hijinks and vagina humor. Not much better, but better.